This year, there will be an All-European World Cup Finals. Netherlands and Spain both played their way into the big game, defeating Uruguay and Germany, respectively. Either team will make history upon winning, giving their countries plenty to celebrate, considering that neither has ever won a World Cup. The Netherlands has been close, twice, but has been unable to seal [...]

Personally, I would rather go to a Catholic wedding with a full mass, return home and paint my house while listening to a Books on Tape version of the Yellow Pages read by Andy Rooney, sit and watch every inch of my house dry, then follow that up by looking through old tax returns. That would still be less boring [...]